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Funny senior quotes from TV shows can be witty and inspirational. Quotes from shows like Young Sheldon, Mr Bean and others are listed below:

1. "Sometimes I don’t feel like going to work but then I remember I was born cute not rich"- Mr. Bean

2. "In my funeral photo, I want to be looking successful." -Kim's Convenience

3. "You live to work. We work to live." -Emily in Paris

4. "When I'm sad, I stop being sad, and just be awesome instead. True story." -How I Met Your Mother

5. "All my life I've had one dream: to achieve my many goals." -The Simpsons

6. "Don't you think if I were wrong I'd know it?" –The Big Bang Theory

7. "I'm not interested in participating in tribal adolescent cliches." -Wednesday

8. "You spend so much time up this creek, I should think by now you'd have bought a paddle." -The Nanny

9. "Ethel and I have decided that you have married us and not a television set."- I Love Lucy

10. "Hello, unsolved case. Do you bring me joy? No, because you're boring and you're too hard. See ya." -Brooklyn Nine-Nine

11. "They don't even ask anymore; they just assume that their wish is our command." -Full House

12. "Don't put me in your fantasies. I don't even like being in your real life."- The 70s Show

13. "Oh, I guess because you don't want strangers calling you at home. Well, now you know how I feel." -Seinfeld

14. "So, I'm ahead of my time? All right, call me when you catch up." -Young Sheldon

15. "Friends don't lie" -Stranger Things

16. "I am absolutely paralyzed by decision-making." -The Good Place

17. "I've been eating for two my whole life, and now I've act got an excuse." -The Mindy Project

18. "You look happy. Let me guess. Your egg sandwich fell on the floor, and they gave it to you for free." -Brooklyn Nine-Nine

19. "Don't make me an optimist. You will ruin my life." -Fleabag

20. "Someone check on hell, because it has definitely frozen over." -Never Have I Ever

21. "Do you have any idea how stupid we are? Don't underestimate us." -Gintama

22. 'There’s more to life than stupid boys.' -Stranger Things

23. "Yeah, it was fun. I walked in, and two different guys got asthma attacks. It felt pretty good." -The Big Bang Theory

24. "Why are Jeans so tight when phones are so big?" - The Vampire Diaries

25. "I can't go around without a phone. That's like going around without a brain." -Pretty Little Liars

26. "We're all crazy, some of us just hide it better than others." –One Tree Hill

27. "Scaring people into participating isn't success, it's Scientology." - 2 Broke Girls

28. "How would you feel if you were a little person and you lost every argument all day?" -Workin' Moms

29. "A dog don't moo, and a man don't tweet"-The Ranch

30. "If women didn't accept each other's apologies, The View would grind to a halt." - Never Have I Ever

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